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Adult Pantomimes 2024 - 2025

Grown-ups only!

Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!


Jack Off The Beanstalk

Barnby Memorial Hall, High Street, Blyth, Worksop, S81 8EW
3rd Oct 2024 to 5th Oct 2024

An adult panto by The Blythe Players.

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Jack and his Giant Stalk

The Plowright Theatre, Laneham Street, Scunthorpe DN15 6JP
14th Nov 2024

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Jack and the Beanstalk using a minimum of set props and costume? Fast-moving, farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo.

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Jack and The Beanstalk

Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL
23rd Nov 2024 to 11th Jan 2025

Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick. This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

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Alice in Wonderland

Leighton Buzzard Library Theatre, Lake Street, Leighton Buzzard, LU7 1RX
27th Nov 2024 to 30th Nov 2024

Can Big Dick, guide his way in the right direction and find the man of his dreams? Will Queen Rat, scupper his plans and steal his heart? Will the gang be able to find the brown ring, and prevent any unwanted offenders?

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BIG Dick Whittington - An Adult Pantomime

Leighton Buzzard Library Theatre, Lake Street, Leighton Buzzard, LU7 1RX
27th Nov 2024 to 30th Nov 2024

Can Big Dick, guide his way in the right direction and find the man of his dreams? Will Queen Rat, scupper his plans and steal his heart? Will the gang be able to find the brown ring, and prevent any unwanted offenders?

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Homo Alone

The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA
28th Nov 2024 to 5th Jan 2025

An adult parody like no other. Come join the party and get ready for a laugh out loud festive musical extravaganza, that will have you cracking up this Christmas. Age recommendation 16+.

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Sinderella

The Princess Royal Theatre, Civic Centre, Port Talbot, SA13 1PJ
29th Nov 2024 to 6th Dec 2024

Sinderella is a must-see for those who enjoy their fairy tales with a twist. Leave your inhibitions at the door and prepare for an unforgettable, adults-only romp!

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Cinderella

The Roses Theatre, Sun Street, Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, GL20 5NX
6th Dec 2024 to 27th Dec 2024

Adults Only version of The Roses Theatre 2024 pantomime Cinderella. Friday and Saturday nights only.

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Snow White

Rumba Cabaret Piccadilly Circus, 36 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EP
6th Dec 2024 to 22nd Dec 2024

Join Snow White the evil Queen Chlamydia the very dashing Prince Donkey Dick of Soho , hilarious Magic Mirror, Herpes The Henchman and seven of the most outrageous Seven Dwarves in pantomime history !

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Sh!t-faced Showtime: A Pissedmas Carol

Leicester Square Theatre, 6 Leicester Place, London WC2H 7BX
9th Dec 2024 to 11th Jan 2025

Pull up a bar stool and witness Dickens's classic tale of miserly old Scrooge visited by three spirits to learn the true meaning of Christmas. With the aid of performance enhancing (or more appropriately, debilitating) intoxication of course!

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Cinderella - No Kids Allowed!

Northcott Theatre, Stocker Road, Exeter EX4 4QB
12th Dec 2024

For one night only, kids are STRICTLY NOT ALLOWED at the panto! Expect the same brilliant show with more adult humour, more swearing and added naughtiness.

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Ciderella

Barbican Theatre, 11-13 Castle St, Plymouth
13th Dec 2024 to 24th Dec 2024

Once upon a time around the corner, down a side street, behind the chip shop, straight through a dark alley and then take a hard left there used to be a pub, and in that pub, there used to be an old barmaid - Ciderella. Age 14+.

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Dick Whittington - Adults Only!

Lochgelly Centre, Bank Street, Lochgelly KY5 9RD
13th Dec 2024

One performance only includes swearing, strong language, sexual references and innuendo, drug references, audience participation, loud noises, moments of darkness and flashing lights

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Behind You

Norman Bragg Studio, Exchange Street, Aylesbury HP20 1UG
13th Dec 2024

The happy, glitzy family image of panto gives way to a far less wholesome world - the dark underbelly of showbiz - a world inhabited by people going nowhere and they know it.

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Throbbin Wood

The King's Theatre, Kingsbarton Street, Gloucester, GL1 1QX
18th Dec 2024 to 21st Dec 2024

Experience the raucous tale of ?Throbbin Wood,? an adult pantomime that turns a legendary story on its head. In the not-so-quaint village of Frottingham, the lascivious Sheriff plans to exploit the absence of King Dick to seize power and wealth.

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Aladdin

Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT
19th Dec 2024

A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!

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The Suggestibles Impro Pantso

Northern Stage Epic Space, Barras Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 7RH
19th Dec 2024 to 20th Dec 2024

Newcastle's infamous hilarians return for their 17th year to create chaos on our A Christmas Carol set with their ever-popular mischievous misadventure into the unknown.

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Sleeping Booty!

Campus West, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire AL8 6BX
19th Dec 2024 to 27th Dec 2024

Get ready for a royal awakening! The highly-acclaimed Campus West Blue Panto is bringing a whole lot of cheekiness to Welwyn Garden City!

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

The Place, Limes Walk, Oakengates,Telford, TF2 6EP
27th Dec 2024

A one-night-only adult version of this year's pantomime "Goldilocks and the Three Bears".

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Aladdin: This Diamond Likes it Rough

Reconnect Regal Theatre, Bathgate EH48 4PS
30th Dec 2024

For one night only, the adult version of this year's panto.

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Jack and His Giant Stalk - Adult Panto

Cliffs Pavilion, Station Road, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, SS0 7RA
3rd Jan 2025 to 4th Jan 2025

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Jack and the Beanstalk using a minimum of set props and costume?

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Sleeping With Beauty

Gwyn Hall Theatre , Orchard Street Neath SA11 1DU
9th Jan 2025 to 11th Jan 2025

Let us take you to a land far, far away - to the Kingdom of Neath!

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Sleeping with Beauty

The Sinden Theatre, Homewood School, Ashford Road, Tenterden, Kent, TN30 6LT
9th Jan 2025 to 18th Jan 2025

With the help of her best friend Jizzles and her Fairy Glitterous, can she last the night without getting pricked? (Not that easy for some of us!)

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Treasure Island - An Adult Panto!

The Acorn Theatre, Queen Street, Worksop, Nottinghamshire, S80 2AN
11th Jan 2025

In this naughty twist on the classic tale, follow the misadventures of Jim Hawkins, who sets out on a quest for treasure like no other.

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Jack And His Giant Stalk

Cambridge Corn Exchange, Wheeler Street, Cambridge, CB2 3QB
15th Jan 2025

Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre?s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto.

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Jack and His Giant Stalk

Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN
23rd Jan 2025

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Jack and the Beanstalk using a minimum of set props and costume?

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P*ssed Up Panto - Sleeping Beauty

The Regent, 51 High St, Christchurch BH23 1AS
24th Jan 2025 to 26th Jan 2025

Packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs, and audience participation, creating a performance that?s sure to be hilarious, cheeky, saucy, and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?very naughty?!

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The Adult Panto:Jack and His Giant Stalk

Wycombe Swan, St Mary Street, High Wycombe, Bucks, HP11 2XE
24th Jan 2025

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Beauty and the Beast using a minimum of set props and costume?

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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto

The Majestic Theatre, 78-80 Bondgate, Darlington DL3 7JT
26th Jan 2025

Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A'WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST

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Adult Panto: The Wizard Of Oz

Airdrie Town Hall, Stirling Street, Airdrie ML6 0ES
30th Jan 2025

Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A'WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

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Jack and his Giant Stalk

Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ
1st Feb 2025

Starring Adult Panto legends the #Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy & Fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as The two Ugly S!*@S. So be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella!

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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto

The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
1st Feb 2025

Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST

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Sleeping Beauty: P*ssed Up Panto

Middlesbrough Theatre, The Avenue, Middlesbrough, Teeside
14th Feb 2025

Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!

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Sleeping Beauty: P*ssed Up Panto

The Pavilion Theatre, East Parade, Rhyl, Denbighshire, LL18 3AQ
15th Feb 2025

Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!

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Big Dick Whittington

Forum Theatre Billingham, Queensway, Billingham, Stockton on Tees.
20th Feb 2025 to 22nd Feb 2025

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.

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Sleeping with Beauty (One Little Prick)

The Roses Theatre, Sun Street, Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, GL20 5NX
22nd Feb 2025

A side-splitting, adults-only twist on the classic Sleeping Beauty where we follow Princess Awhorin and her friends as they ?sleep around? and fight against the devilishly horny Carabosse.

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Sleeping With Beauty Tickets

Exeter Corn Exchange, Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW
10th Apr 2025

Fly with us to the most adventurous and hilarious of all pantomimes, with all the fun our shows are now famous for! The festive tale is told with merriment and melody- plus a big dollop of slapstick fun and silly sing-alongs!

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Dick Whittington - Adults Only

Darlington Hippodrome, Parkgate, Darlington DL1 1RR
13th Apr 2025

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.

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Alice in Wonderland

Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT
19th Apr 2025

A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!

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Most Definitely Not Disney's Aladdin!

Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD
2nd May 2025 to 3rd May 2025

Aladdin, his brother Widdles, and their mother Dame Wishee Wanky do their best to stop the evil plot and along the way Aladdin vows to win the hand of Princess Jasmine.

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Sleeping Beauty P*ssed Up Panto

Regal Theatre, Fore Street, Redruth, Cornwall, TR15 2AZ
9th May 2025

Get ready for the uproarious return of the Ultimate Adult Panto, as Sleeping Beauty gets the riotous P*ssed Up Panto? treatment in 2025!

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Big Dick Whittington

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
30th May 2025

Performance of our 2025 adult pantomime after this years production of Big Dick Whittington.

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BIG Dick Whittington

The Pavilion Theatre, East Parade, Rhyl, Denbighshire, LL18 3AQ
31st May 2025

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.

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Big Dick Whittington

Playhouse Whitley Bay, Marine Avenue, Whitley Bay, Tyne And Wear NE26 1LZ
20th Jun 2025

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.

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Wizard of Oz Adult Panto

Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ
8th May 2026

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton Iles as the Wicked B!tch of the West and for the first time Robert Squire moves to the good side as Glinda the Good.

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