Adult Pantomimes in London 2026 - 2027

Here are the best Adult pantomimes in London that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!

From the biggest professional shows in the West End to ones in a theatre near you. Adult pantos are an all-year-round treat for the grown ups, so you won't have to wait for Christmas for a naughty laugh!

Frigid Jones's Diary: The Unauthorised Comedy Parody

The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA
13th Nov 2026 to 3rd Jan 2027

One diary. One frigid thirty something. One outrageously unforgiving large pair of spanks. The world's most famous British love triangle is coming to The Other Palace this festive season.

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A Homo Alone 2: Yikes We Did It Again!

Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, SW1E 5JA
13th Nov 2026 to 3rd Jan 2027

Lost in New York City, armed with Dad?s credit card and absolutely no adult supervision, Kevin finds himself in the gayest city on Earth. What could possibly go wrong?

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Cinderella: Buttons Undone!

Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL
21st Nov 2026 to 9th Jan 2027

Ivan Yassandvich, tennis champion, is back in town. Famed for his massive balls and now he's holding one in the resort of Lob-on-Sea. His massive balls is guaranteed to bring him a bride.

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Dick Whittington: Adults Only

King's Head Theatre, 115 Upper Street, Islington, London, N1 1QN
26th Nov 2026 to 2nd Jan 2027

Adults-Only panto is making a triumphant return for its third year at King of Head Theatre starring RuPaul?s Drag Race UK favourites! Victoria Scone returns after playing Dame Trott in Jack and the Beanstalk, along with River Medway.

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Jack OFF The Beanstalk

Scala London, 275 Pentonville Road London
1st Dec 2026 to 1st Jan 2027

London's naughtiest adult panto is back for 2026 Join Jack, Dame Got The Trotts, Princess Jill , Clitty The Cow and the evil Queen Genetalia for panto fun and frolics feelgood party songs the perfect way to start Christmas with a bang!!

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Jack and the Beanstalk

Emerald Theatre, 8 Victoria Embankment,, London WC2R 2AB
2nd Dec 2026 to 10th Jan 2027

Starring Drag Race favourites Bones, Ros? and Kyran Thrax alongside Kitty Scott-Claus, Kate Butch, Yshee Black, Cheryl Hole and more, this very adult festive favourite is rude, crude and definitely not for prudes.

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The Little Mermaid After Dark 18+

OSO Arts Centre, Old Sorting Office, 49 Station Road, Barnes, London SW13 0LF
10th Dec 2026 to 19th Dec 2026

Same panto. Dirtier jokes. A sellout every year, so make sure to book early. Strictly adults only.

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The Unspoken Adventures of Peter Pan - Adults Only!

Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, UB3 2UE
1st Apr 2027

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the kids at home and fly off to this FUN and FILTHY panto for all you BIGGER boys and girls. HOOK your tickets NOW!

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